Chuck Norris Fights ISIS and Suffers a Broken Nose
--The Middle East The 77 year old just might be showing some rust. The US government had to dig deep into its funds to hire the World's most powerful fighter in its fight against terror. Chuck Norris was deployed at 2:56 pm eastern standard time with a bag of supplies which included a knife, nunchucks, a slingshot and sharp pebbles. He finished the job by 3:24 pm eastern standard time. By the time he was done, the entire ISIS complex was obliterated. Chuck Norris' nose however was also part of the list of casualties. "Looks like I will need a nose job," said Chuck. "I don't even have health insurance." When asked if he had ever broken a bone before in his life, Chuck said, "Yes plenty of times, but those bones belonged to other people." Chuck Norris struggled to recall when was the last time he saw a doctor. "I saw a doctor many times, but I had to end that relati...
