Donald Trump Releases Tax Returns: Details Inside

     In a move that shocks the entire nation on Tax Deadline Day, 45th President Donald Trump has decided to release his tax returns. This comes after months of pressure pre and post Election Day and after President Trump reiterated his refusal to release the much talked about document.

     "I told you I wouldn't do it, but the IRS has now finished its audit and I am free to show the world that I have nothing to hide," said the nation's President.

     One glance at the document and you might find yourself asking if you need a pair of glasses. And no, you don't need them. One of the features of this document is that the font size is at 10 micropoints. Once you manage to find a microscope so that you can peruse this document, you will encounter page 1 of the tax returns as follows:

                                         

Upper part of page one seen under a light microscope

     What appears to be gibberish written across this entire document has been confirmed by Forensic Language expert, Dr. Spellman as being the Arabic language. "It is rather unusual for tax returns to be filled out in a language other than English, but as long as the IRS department is doing its due diligence in diversifying its taskforce, this is entirely legal."

     "I want to prove once and for all that I am tolerant of all nationalities and ethnicities," explained Donald Trump. "This is one way I can prove it. Otherwise why spend countless of hours learning the Arabic language?" He furthers explain his reasoning behind writing down numbers in word form. "When I was a kid, my grandmother taught me how to write formally." 

     The contents of this document is still being analyzed and one wonders if we can find any Arabic speaking person willing to donate their time in translating this for us. 

    "Arabic translators charge twenty fold the amount of money compared to Latin-based language translators such as Spanish or French," explained Dr. Spellman. "I imagine the IRS may not want to spend a single penny on this project if they have indeed hired an Arabic literate employee."