No more eggs from the Easter Bunny

   

       Millions of people worldwide awoke on Easter Sunday with no Easter Eggs in their backyards.
Mary Brogan from New Jersey commented that "This is a terrible thing indeed. My husband and I had always expected the Easter Bunny to come through, but I guess this year we will have to celebrate Easter without them."

     Scientists from all over the world are collaborating on what would normally be a day off. They are estimating the number of eggs that the Easter Bunny has potentially laid in its lifetime to be as high as fifteen googols. "A googol is one times ten to the one hundred power," explained Dr. Logan. "Just like chickens, the Easter Bunny can only lay up to a certain number of eggs. It is quite possible that we are witnessing the end of the Easter Bunny's run," reported Dr. Logan, one of California's prominent zoologists.
   
     To this minute, not a single Easter Egg has been found on the planet on Easter Sunday 2017. When asked why the Easter Bunny is the only one of its kind and why none of the Easter Eggs have hatched into more Easter Bunnies, Dr. Logan remarked with a chuckle. "The Easter Bunny can only lay infertile eggs as it doesn't have a partner to fertilize these eggs. The end of the Easter Bunny is near I suppose." When asked if mankind can adapt by coloring eggs and depositing them on lawns the night before instead of depending on the Easter Bunny, Dr. Logan said, "Are you kidding me? Who would waste their time and money doing that? I would rather watch paint dry."